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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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