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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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