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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Barbara
had their beloved pet
pug 🐶
Professor
Stink
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗
a venomous snake 🐍
a hippo 🦛
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a warthog 🐗
a lion 🦁
a hyena 🐺
a pufferfish 🐡
a tiger 🐯
a turkey 🦃
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