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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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