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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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