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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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