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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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