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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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