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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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