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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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