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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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