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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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