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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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