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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Princess eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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