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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ginger eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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