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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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