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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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