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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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