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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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