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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ziggy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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