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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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