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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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