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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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