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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tilly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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