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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Lola eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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