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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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