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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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