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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Molly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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