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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Weasley eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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