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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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