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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Spock eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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