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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏
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