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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sugar eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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