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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Izzy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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