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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rocky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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