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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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