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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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