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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Widget eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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