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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏
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