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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏
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