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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏
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