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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍
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