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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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