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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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