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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luna eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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