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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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