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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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