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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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