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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏
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