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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊
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