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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮
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